Megaman Sues

Title: Mind and Metal
Series: X
Irregular Author: Maverick Hunter Randalis

Name: Link, with bonus stus Cobra and Blackheart
Species: Reploid
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: Nothing I can see
Possessions: A couple of busters

Origin: Built by some doctor, as an experiment to transfer his mind to a robot
Connections To Canon: I can barely even see canon.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Stole X's ability to copy weapons! >O

Notes: It's interesting, but I'm not in the mood to read. I just want to go make icons. :/

Sample:

( How would you react to knowing your a copy of your creator? )
( Rating time~ )

I have a good reason for being gone; Friday I went out of town to go see my nephew, and Saturday I was at a Benefit for my grandparents. I'm not going to get anymore specific, since I'm trying to hide behind the anonymity of the internet.

The next post will be delayed for a few hours, because a lot of my family is coming over for a family dinner.

Title: A new Reality
Series: X
Irregular Author: Star Ninja You lose

Name: Star, with bonus stu DMZ
Species: Human, I believe
Hair: Star - Long, brown
DMZ - "short, light blond hair"
Eyes: Star - Light brown
DMZ - "icy blue eyes"
Markings: None
Possessions: Nothing I can see

Origin: New girl and loner boy
Connections To Canon: Star is in the same class as X and Alia, DMZ is a loner
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Super fighting skillz!

Notes: Well, this is one of those typical "Let's put the characters of so-and-so fandom in high school!" plots. It's killing my head, so I'm only reading the first chapter.

Sample:

( Fight, for everlasting peace~! )
( Time for your regularly scheduled rating~ )

I have a good reason for not updating on time, details are in the next post, which will posted in about 10-20 minutes.

Title: Coco's Story
Series: X
Irregular Author: Aria6 Again?

Name: Cocoran, or just Coco
Species: Reploid
Hair: "Pulled into two pony tails, she looked like she had come straight out of Sailor Moon" O__o
Eyes: "velvety aqua"
Markings: None that I can see
Possessions: Nothing

Origin: Dunno, cleaning Reploid
Connections To Canon: Turns Maverick, apparently
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Nothing

Notes: This story has a lot of verbs you'd mostly associate with babies, which makes me wonder how I'm managing to get through it.

This one isn't so bad, it's just the sue is a total airhead and is really annoying. -__-

I'm only reading the first chapter; I'm losing brain cells trying to read the second chapter.

Sample:


Her eyes widened as she opened the door to the lab. It was a horrible mess! The new ‘bot was sprawled out, surrounded by tools everywhere… and there were other things like candy wrappers, coke cans…

I have my work cut out for me here… Coco sighed to herself, pulling out her DustBuster VII vacuum. She started by throwing all the wrappers and cans into the trash and recycling, which took at least thirty minutes. Why can’t they do this themselves…? She felt more than a little resentful that her time with the children was being pre-empted for a bunch of slobs who did have working legs… Coco sighed quietly to herself. It didn’t really matter, she could always slip into the nursery later, during her break.

She finished that, and started her vacuuming. She smiled to herself, getting every bit of dust she could find. When I’m finished, this room will sparkle! She boasted to herself with pride.

Cocoran nearly jumped out of her skin when the door slammed open. There was soundproofing around the lab room, so she hadn’t had the slightest clue… and she squeaked in dismay as she saw the invaders. Those aren’t lab bots, are they? She stood still for a moment, watching wide-eyed as the strange, heavily armored ‘bots rushed into the room.

“Hi!” She chirped on pure reflex. “Can I help you?” Most of the Reploids ignored her, except for a large black one, who took one look and laughed.

“Hey, a cleaning bot! This should be fun!” Coco gasped as he grabbed her by the arm, hauling her into the air… and her panicked mind suddenly recognized the patch on his shoulder. The Maverick symbol!

“Let me go, let me go!” She shrieked at him, bursting into tears. He was about to say something when she whacked him over the head with her vacuum cleaner. The Maverick let her go with a startled yelp, and Coco tried to run… tripping over her own feet instead, right in front of the new robot.

Ow Coco clutched her arm, feeling… very odd. Looking down, she saw a teeny-weeny dart stuck in her… the three Mavericks were all staring at her. Oh wow… She was starting to feel awfully dizzy. She stumbled back, tripping over her feet again, landing with a loud clatter on the floor…

“Let’s get out of here before the Hunters arrive!” She heard one of the Mavericks say just before she entered dreamland…

( Rating~! )

Title: RS: Finals: Time marches on
Series: X
Irregular Author: Tcat Inchidna

Name: T3 and bonus stu brothers Delta and Theta
Species: Reploid
Hair: Only described as spiky
Eyes: Red
Markings: Nothing I can see
Possessions: "blue and magenta armour"

Origin: Dunno
Connections To Canon: What canon? The only connections I can make are Hunters and Mavericks. :/
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Nothing I can see~

Notes: Boring. Not a single canon character is mentioned at all

Sample:

( Read more... )
( Rating )

I have a new icon in honor of X-series sue week!

Sorry it's late again, people keep stealing my computer and my killer headache kept distracting me. For being an idiot, I'll make sure the first thing I do today when I wake up in the afternoon is get working on what's supposed to be today's X-series sue.

Title: Axl Rose Oh god the pain~
Series: X
Irregular Author: Aria6

Name: Rose, and 5 bonus stus and sues
Species: Reploid
Hair: "orange red, and very spiky"
Eyes: Same as Axl's
Markings: He has the same scar as Axl! >O
Possessions: A guitar

Origin: Axl's creator
Connections To Canon: Axl's twin brother. At least, now, the title isn't a Guns 'n' Roses tribute like X5 was. O__o
Speshul Abilities and Talents: He plays rock music! Kinda makes me wonder about that title...

Notes: Wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so many damn sues/stus!

Sample:

( Cue insane breakdown! )
( Rating~ )

Sorry this came in late, we were trying to network the computers so people don't have to take over my computer to print. I'll be doing today's sue later today, after I finally get to sleep. :D

Title: Darkness Within
Series: X
Irregular Author: VirusCollector

Name: Aldar
Species: Human with a mechanical left arm and right leg. Hey, just like Edward Elric, except switched!
Hair: "untidy brown mass of hair"
Eyes: Dunno, but this suethor seems to be obsessed with facemasks.
Markings: Nothing I can see
Possessions: Umm...sentient armor? O__O

Origin: Dunno.
Connections To Canon: Dr. Light gives him prosthetic limbs and sentient armor, and tells him to join the Maverick Hunters.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Um...sentient armor?

Notes: Uh, Light was long dead before the Maverick Hunters were needed.

I really can't get over this sentient armor stuff. I mean, why would you need it? I know he's originally human, but can't Light be arsed to leave a manual, at least.

Really, this would be kinda interesting if it weren't filled with stupid in the later chapters. And it had a sequel.

Sample:

( Why aren't you dead? D: )
( Rating! )

It's X-series sues week!

Title: Saga of Steel
Series: X
Irregular Author: Aaron Cross

Name: Sierra
Species: Reploid
Hair: Don't know
Eyes: Don't care
Markings: Not mentioned
Possessions: Nothing from what I can see

Origin: Dunno.
Connections To Canon: Umm...held hostage and saved by X, Zero and Sigma. O__o
Speshul Abilities and Talents:

Notes: Quit it with the "Once-human-now-robot/reploid" plot!

I'm confused. Apparently X and Zero follow Sigma...? And they took the sue to...train her? Eh..WTF?

Sample:

( Can you make heads or tails of this? )
( Rating )

Been a while. O__o *understatement of the year* Since it's Sprink Break, I'll be working to upload a new sporking everyday, and since the school year is winding down (for a while), I'll probably be able to post at least 4 times a week. That is, if I can stop procrastinating. :P Which reminds me, I should go check the Just-In page at the Pit.

Title: Nosfruatu: The bird of death Okaay.
Series: Zero That's new
Pantheon Author: Nicktendonick I actually know this guy from a forum I frequent. And that makes me sad. :<

Name: Nosfruatu
Species: Assassin-slash-mercanary-slash-bounty-hunter!bio-reploid
Hair: Black, short
Eyes: Green
Markings:
Possessions: "katana; 2 handguns: one silenced plasma handgun and one silenced lead pistol; a knife for quick kills; and my two beam sabers" Talk about overkill.

Origin:
Connections To Canon: Hired to kill Copy X by Phantom O__o X-saamaa! ;__;
Speshul Abilities and Talents:

Notes: Oh. Em. Gee. Are you stupid?! Phantom is too loyal to want to overthrow Master X! Anyone who's played the first Zero game knows this!

Bio-Reploid? Sounds interesting, kinda.

Urgh, paragraphs of DOOM are killing my eyes.

Sample:

( In the beginning... )
( Rating Time! )

Happy New Years, guys. :D

Title: A New Beginning
Series: X Finally, something other than EXE!
Irregular Author: MysticMaiden 18

Name: Alexandra, or just Alex
Species: Emo Sue Reploid
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: Nothing I can see
Possessions: Emo tears?

Origin: "rebuilt from a reploid that had died twenty years earlier"
Connections To Canon: I don't know, I can't be bothered to read it. T__T
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Being emo. D:

Notes: Pretty mild, it's actually boring the hell out of me. :/ Not hard, though, considering it's almost 5 in the morning. :D

Beyond some minor grammar errors and formatting screw-ups, not much is wrong grammatically.

Sample:

( Blah blah, perfect body, blah blah, emo tears )

( Rating )

Look, I finally re-did my rating banners. :D

Y halo thar! I'm back again because I'm putting off finishing my paper. I'm almost at the required length, almost! I just need almost a small paragraph's worth of space to get near the required length.

I'm waiting not-quite-so-anxiously for the post-"Farewell Blues" sues. That's gonna burn.

Title: The New Kid On The Block
Series: EXE/Battle Network Y'know, EXE sues are starting to become over-rated. And kinda boring.
NetCriminal Author: Angelz9 Are there that many out there on the Pit?

Name: Jerry Minimoto (Wow that's really fake) and Blackfire.EXE
Species: Human and Navi
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: Nothing that I can see
Possessions: Lan's autograph

Origin: Jerry is from Digimon (season 3, so I have no idea who that is) and Blackfire from Teen Titans. Mix with stupidity and this is what you get.
Connections To Canon: Moves into the abandoned house in Akihara (remember that house in the game?).
Speshul Abilities and Talents: To annoy the hell out of me with her fangirlishness.

Notes: The OOC-ness burns. It was only a couple small parts, but I wanted to claw my eyes out. Poor Megaman, Maylu, you two didn't do anything to deserve this.

Great, Sue #1 (Jerry) is one of Lan's fans. Though, you really have to wonder why they're only now showing up. Poor Lan, he's so unloved, but that's a good thing when it comes to sues.

Oh, before you get completely confused, this suethor made it so Navis can be in the real world without the help of a Dimensional Area. Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Sample:
( Our sue appears )
( Dude, you really need to quit being such a fangirl )
( Rating )
*sniffs and pulls down CrossFused Lan action figure and pets it* Time for a nice, long, relaxing shower.

I really shouldn't be on, because I have to write my rough draft for my paper. I can procrastinate this way.

Title: Prophet
Series: Zero
Pantheon Author: Aria6

Name: Daroganwyr, which apparently means predictor or prophet
Species: Reploid
Hair: "Thick blond hair was cut short around his face, but long bangs fell over his visor."
Eyes: Described as covered by "a visor with a green rim that appeared to be part of his head"
Markings: None
Possessions: A staff with bands of Damascus steel.

Origin: The Shitennou try to clone Master X, but the machine over-powered.
Connections To Canon: Is asked by Harpuia to be part of Neo Arcadia's army.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Really fast. Harpuia thinks he's as fast as Phantom was.

Notes:
I have no idea what 'Damascus steel' is, but I would guess it's the steel where all different kinds of metals are mixed together to form really cool patterns.

Hey, this is actually really well written. As far as I can see, no spelling, grammar, or punctuation errors. This makes me happy, as it shows there really are smart people in the world.

Sample:

( Run for your lives! )

( Our resident stu feels the need to flatter Leviathan. )

( Rating time! )

I hate school so much. D: At least it's Thanksgiving Break, so now I can try to catch up a little.

Title: A New Girl in Town
Series: EXE/Battle Network
NetCriminal Author: BlueMeteorGirl

Name: Kayla Akimoto and Lai.EXE
Species: Human and Navi
Hair: "long auburn hair"
Eyes: "shining emerald eyes"
Markings: Nothing that I can see.
Possessions: A PET and something that flashes

Origin: Daughter of a famous researcher, and apparently childhood friends with Chaud Lord, not another one..
Connections To Canon: Look above.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Super special gadgets that a kid her age shouldn't have.

Notes: Ow, make it stop, please. I know Chaud is teh kewl, but you don't need to torture the poor boy so much. I think Shuuseki did a good enough job by himself.

Only 2 reviews, and both are positive. >.> Oh, the humanity.

Sample:

( Lan has the worst luck when it comes to sues )

( I think I'm going to gag now )

( Rating )

I need to re-do my rating banners.

The Rockman Zero 4 soundtrack is awesome in the extreme.

Title: The ledgendary soul *coughSPELLCHECKcough*
Series: EXE/Battle Network
NetCriminal Author: Master-of-games

Name: Ian (aka E) and Masterman.EXE
Species: Blatant self-insert. No really, the suethor even says it himself.
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: Nothing I can see
Possessions: A PET and a picture of Dr. Hikari O__o

Origin: Says he's from North America
Connections To Canon: Seems to be looking for Dr. Hikari
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Easily beats Gutsman, though that's not hard at all.

Notes: Script format makes my eyes hurt. Who'll report him for that?

Self-inserts hurt even more when the suethor (stuthor?) actually says it's him.

Sample:

( Mine eyes! They burn! )
( OooOOoo, rating )

Whoa...I have some serious catching up to do. I have 27 EXE links, 10 X links, 1 Zero link, and 1 Classic link.

Unsurprisingly (and fortunately), I don't have any DASH/Legends links.

Yay, fall break! ♥ I'll definitely be catching up before Tuesday.

Title: MEGAMAN X9: The War of the Past
Series: X Wow, it's like a booming of X sues.
Irregular Author: Moogle Empress

Name: Alpha X, or just plain Alpha
Species: Reploid
Hair: "silver hair that just reached to his shoulders"
Eyes: "aqua blue"
Markings: Has armor almost identical to X's armor.
Possessions: A saber

Origin: Made by Dr. Light, changed into a reploid by "Willy". *snorts*
Connections To Canon: See above.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Can survive a skyscraper collapsing on him. O__o

Notes: This is so horribly cliche it hurts to read. What is this girl, 10? ...Wait, her profile says she's 17. Hard to believe.

Does anyone else hate the "Oh wow that's weird but that's ok!" plot? Well, this is what it is. Alpha suddenly reveals to X he's X's 'brother', and X doesn't even take five minutes to accept it. -__-;

Sample:

( Ouch, here comes that plot I hate )

( Teh Rating )

*sighs* 1 down, 38 links to go. ;__;

It's almost been a month since school started, and already I want it to end. I have no time to spork like I did during the summer!

I know I said I'd get an X fic out to spork, but this just screamed "Spork me!".

Title: Megaman vs Shamrockman Kill me now! D:
Series: EXE/Battle Network
NetCriminal Author: 0999

Name: Shamrockman.EXE with 3 bonus con-men!Stus. Ah hell...
Species: Net-Navi
Hair: None mentioned, he's wearing a small hat.
Eyes: "big green eyes"
Markings: Besides all the green? He has no nose or ears. I shit you not.
Possessions: Piles of gold

Origin: Who knows, just send it back in a small box with no air-holes.
Connections To Canon: Shamrockman is supposed to fight Megaman later.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: None that I can really see.

Notes: Someone liked Lepreuchan a little too much. No really, the suethor said so at the beginning.
Make it stop. Please, make it stop.

Sample:
( The con-men!Stus run from Protoman... )

( OMGZ teh rating! )

I hope Planet Megaman gets back up soon. :/ *has no drawing references*

Ow, neck, ow.

Title: Dark Symphony
Series: EXE/Battle Network I'll have an X fic for you guys to spork later this week.
NetCriminal Author: Xion Teikiatsu

Name: Rynna Ichiko
Species: Cliched 'new student' sue.
Hair: Blue O__o
Eyes: Dull green
Markings: The blue hair.
Possessions: A PET, judging from the second sample.

Origin:
Connections To Canon:
Speshul Abilities and Talents:

Notes: I don't feel like doing points today. There's just not enough stuff to take points from. Oh well, I'll list what I'm taking points from under the rating cut.

Sample:

( A bonus stu-navi? )

( Almost all of chapter 2 )

( Sue netbattles Dex. )

Sorry for the massive amounts of text. I tried to cut out all unneccessary text.

( What you've all been waiting for: the rating! )

Urgh. I have to get off this chair before my neck starts to hurt even more. Damn you, brother, damn you.

Uh-oh, unlucky #13.

Title: God Must Hate Me! No, dear, I think he hates me.
Series: EXE/Battle Network
NetCriminal Author: CynicalDarkAngelDranzerGirl666 *headdesk* The wangst, it buuuuurns!

Name: Shadow and Ariel.EXE. Ok, who the hell names their kid "Shadow"???
Species: Human and "net nabi", respectively. *snorts at the misspelling* I think that's a minus 5 points, right there.
Hair: Up in two buns on top of her head.Has bangs hanging in front.Bangs are red Rest of hair are black. Both have the same hair.
Eyes: Shadow: Crimson red with light blue outer rings.
Ariel: Light blue with crimson red outer rings.
Markings: Besides those sue-eyes? Nothing but the goth clothes.
Possessions: Shadow has a silver cross (necklace) that her mother gave her before she died. OMG. Wangst.
Ariel has a beautiful sappire necklace in a silver chain that Shadow made her.

Origin: The depths of GrammarHell. She probably lived in the depths of CanonRapeHell before moving to GrammarHell.
Connections To Canon: Is *chokes* going to marry...Chaud.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Does killing my brain count?

Notes: I - oh, look, handy character sheet in chapter 2. *goes back to change report*

I'm laughing, but I think I'm about to cry. This is ATROCIOUS. Let me repeat that, A.T.R.O.C.I.O.U.S. HAS THIS GIRL NEVER HEARD OF THE SPACE BAR?!?! Er, sorry for the CAPS. O__o

There are only 3 reviews, but all of them are positive. One even said, and I quote, "ps. You are such a great writer!". *slams head into desk so hard her nose starts to bleed* The pain doesn't even compare to the pain I experienced reading this!

Oh my god. ( Summary )
*starts to weep*

Sample:

( Oh, how great. A description! )

( Not Chaud! Run like the wind, Chaud! )

( What you've all been waiting for: the rating! )

Yes, I am back. No no, no need to run.

Title: Destructoman is Here Bzuh?
Series: EXE/Battle Network
NetCriminal Author: DBZJaganeye It buuuurns.

Name: Benny and David, the stu-brothers, and their navis Powerman and Destructoman *coughs to keep from laughing* Compensation?
Species: Blah blah, same old song and dance.
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: You'll see. Trust me, I'm trying desperately not to giggle.
Possessions: Nothing special.

Origin: Not really explained. All I can get is something about an unknown island.
Connections To Canon: David meets Lan and stays at his house.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Almost beating Megaman?

Notes:
Oh my god. There are no words. All I can do is stare increduously at this. This...David-stu managed to get Megaman tell him all about Saito/Hub mere hours after they meet. I shit you not.

I hate first person. Don't know why, I just do.

Sample:

( Obligatory description )

( Wha? I think I missed something. )

( Rating )

Megagirl and Protogirl? We've got ourselves a real winner here!

Mingyi beat me to it, so I'm posting a link here for your viewing pleasurehorror.

( Rating )

Also, for those who care, I've cleaned up the memories to make it easier to navigate.

Rargh! Work, damn you! It's taking forever for the GANTZ manga to download onto my computer. >:|

Title: It's a New Day
Series: EXE/Battle Network
NetCriminal Author: Blitz Chick

Name: Sam Rebena and Starfire.EXE (No, not that Starfire.)
Species: Human and NetNavi
Hair: Sam: "the color of coffee with cream."
Starfire: "her ponytail was the same style as ProtoMan’s, only a shimmering golden blonde."
Eyes: Sam: sky blue
Starfire: Hell if I know, I can barely stand skimming through it.
Markings: Don't care, can't stand the pain.
Possessions: Sam has a PET, that's all I can care to catch.

Origin: Don't know, don't care.
Connections To Canon: Both are old friends of Chaud and Protoman.
Speshul Abilities and Talents: Uwagh. Does burning my retinas count?

Notes: From the same girl who brought you this atrocity. And she has another one, but this one was screaming so loudly I couldn't ignore it.

*gags* Can't stand it! She can't even spell 'Hikari' right!

Sample:

( Chaud's OOC and, gasp, Protoman's (almost) canon! )

( *cue stupid dream effects* )

( I think I have a toothache from all the sap. )

( Oooh, teh rating. )